remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
I have learned not to
turn people into homes,
and I have learned to love
with the door to my heart
half open; at all times.
I cannot make you stay and
I’ve learned not to beg.
I learned to love the ones
who deserve it and I will love
them with all that I have
I learned that homes
can still burn to the ground
no matter how steady they
were built up to be.
Fact still is:
Titanic, the unsinkable ship, sank;
but, my dearest, similar to love,
we still put ourselves out there.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
If you are naturally big, That’s fine
If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine
If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine
If you are naturally Skinny and can’t run for 10 seconds, That’s fine
If you have the biggest booty in the world and love it, That’s fine
If you have a little booty and don’t care, That’s fine
Being body positive is about loving All bodies, big and small.
so deeply in love
I became convinced
a poem. Fifteen word poem /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility